And All Was Lost

Modesto California. I could insert any punchline here, but let me just let wikipedia do it for me :

"The area is plagued by some of the worst air quality in the nation, on occasion surpassing even that of Los Angeles. Modesto had the highest auto theft per capita rate in the United States five of the last six years. Its suburbs are among the most impoverished in the nation, ranking sixth poorest out of the 100 largest metro areas. It is a major meth distribution hub and was considered for many years to be the "Methamphetamine Capital of the World." In 2007, Modesto was named last in a list of best American cities in Cities Ranked & Rated, 2nd Edition[1] Number 23 on the top 400 most dangerous metropolitan areas in 2007 Morgan Quitno[2] (it ranked 16th in 2006[3] and 39th in 2008[4]). In 2009, Forbes Magazine ranked Modesto the worst metro area with over 500,000 residents[5] just months after placing it 5th on the list of most miserable American cities.[6]"

All that being said, let me introduce modesto's finest: And All Was Lost. They play fittingly brutal misanthropic death metal. Hail Satan.

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