Conspiracy Theory Of the Week: Monster energy drinks ad campaign is "spiritual witchcraft".

  Sometimes it's refreshing to see uptight religious people worked up into a rage based on some half baked theory that if were true and proven to the masses, would not effect a damn thing. It makes me relax and realize that that first hit of acid I tried didn't turn me insane. I haven't been drifting along all these years in a weird alternate reality where everything seems rigged. People like this remind me that people who haven't touched ANY drugs are just as crazy and gullible as me.
  In this weeks episode Paul Nison, apparent Torah expert as well as epic beard cultivator, explains to you how drinking Monster energy drink will give you soul to Satan, or something...